What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:19

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Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
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Minds and Behinds
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
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Just Forget it!
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts